Pineapple Upside Down Nofun Post Cake
Ingredients
Dull Boring Topping
2 Cups of Boring Sugar
1 Stick of No Creativity
3 Rotten nofunapples
Passionless Pointless Cake
2 1/2 cups No Purpose No Passion Flour
1 Cup of No Substance powder
3 Cups of No Content
1 3/4 cups of Unfocused sugar
4 sticks unsalted Lackluster Butter
4 large Dull Uninteresting Eggs
Directions
1. First we are going to make the Dull Boring Topping. In a sauce pan add a stick of no creativity and 2 cups boring sugar. Over medium heat melt the stick of no creativity and slowly dissolve the boring sugar until you have a completely blended noncreative mixture. Heat the noncreative mixture until it is bubbling over with no creativity.
2. Pour this boring mixture into a 8 by 3 inch text box used to create a post.
3. Now skin and core 3 rotten nofunapples. Attempt to cut them into rings. This may be difficult as rotten nofunapples are so squishy and may be hard to slice. Just do your best to cut as many slices as possible.
4. Arrange whatever rotten nofunapple slices that you cut in a single layer on top of that dull boring mixture. Set this aside anywhere will do.
5. Preheat the Internet oven to whatever you want. Now in a bowl whisk together the no purpose no passion flour, the no substance powder, and the no content.
6. In another bowl, mix the unfocused sugar and lackluster butter. Then beat in the 4 dull uninteresting eggs.
7. Now slowly add the no purpose no passion mixture 1 cup at a time to the unfocused lackluster butter mixture. Don’t do it too fast or you will get lumps. Mix it up until you have a smooth creamy no passion no purpose unfocused cake batter.
8. Pour this passionless pointless cake batter over the absolutely dull boring topping that is sitting in the 8 by 3 inch text box.
9. Bake this passionless pointless cake on the Internet until done. How do you know when it is done? Take a tooth pick and stick it into the center of the post. Now pull it out and take a look at it. Do you see anything? You probably won’t see anything if you have a pointless post like this one. Actually if you see nothing then your Pineapple Nofun Post Cake is done. Well actually I should call it a Boring Rotten Pointless Passionless Nofunapple Post Cake. Ah but wait there is one more thing we have to do. Turn it over. Now you got a Boring Rotten Pointless Passionless Nofunapple Upside Down Post Cake.
The Message behind the Recipe
Geez the post almost sounds angry. It certainly wasn’t supposed to come out that way. The only point that I was trying to make here is when creating posts you want to give them some content and some purpose. Sure they don’t all have to be filled with all kinds of insightful knowledge as we can’t solve world hunger in a single post, but just giving your reader something to think about while mixing in a little fun and entertainment I think can go along way. Now if we just had a big enough bowl maybe we all could solve world hunger, but for now I think its time to go bake some Passionate Bread to spread around.
I know what you are thinking where is the picture? Well there isn’t too many people out there making Pinapple Upside Down No Fun Posts.
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I knew exactly what you were getting at Jim. A blogger should do almost the exact opposite as to the post to make it more exiting and interesting. I think you did very well.
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Jim Hardin Reply:
February 11th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Thats right! Not everypost has to be a winner or have all kinds of stuff in it, but adding excitment and fun is important and will keep people coming back.
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Sire Reply:
February 11th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Yeah, that’s what I tell the wife, it’s the excitement that keeps me coming back
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Jim Hardin Reply:
February 11th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
LOL! It must be a good recipe.
Was thinking this isn’t a cake I want to make. Good point Jim. Quality is more important than quantity.
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Jim Hardin Reply:
February 11th, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Yes I think a quality post is important. That being said it doesnt have to be a long post to be a quality post. It can be short and compact and give a lot of information and fun!
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Lots of times, quick to the point actionable posts do the best.
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Jim Hardin Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
You are right about that Dennis! Quick short and to the point usually does it. Sometimes though I find myself typing and typing, but have to cut it back sometimes
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Dennis Edell Reply:
February 13th, 2010 at 9:45 am
I don’t practice what I preach much either. lol
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If you keep “baking” up these blogging tips & tricks Jim, I just may have to add you to my blogroll:) Now I’m craving Pineapple Upside Down Cake with all the trimmings. Dig out the cast iron pan, will ya!!!
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Jim Hardin Reply:
February 12th, 2010 at 7:59 pm
You know I don’t think I have ever had a real Pineapple Upside Down Cake….I love Pineapple though
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Oh my Jim, that will never do. It’s really easy if you use a cake mix. And if you put some cherries in the middle of the pineapples, it would make the perfect gift for your Valentine. Off the top of my head.
Grab a can of pineapples, melt some butter in the bottom of a pan that can go in the oven, add some brown sugar and swish it around a bit to blend the sugar and butter. Lay the pineapples gently in the sugary goodness. Dab a maraschino cherry in the middle. Follow the directions for baking the cake on the box. Yellow cake mix works just fine. I usually replace the liquid called for in the cake mix with the leftover pineapple juice. You did strain it, right? Pour the batter over the pineapple mixture and bake as directed. Let the cake cool a while and flip it onto another plate. WhaLa! Pineapple Upside down Cake. If you’re lucky, the recipe may be right on the cake box. Good Luck!!!
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Jim Hardin Reply:
February 13th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Wow that sounds great! and Pretty easy too:) It sounds better than my recipe. So you use the leftover pineapple juice to add to the cake mix. Thats cool! I am sure it makes it taste great! Thanks for the Recipe Louise:)
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Louise Reply:
February 14th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
You are so welcome Jim. Now, what’s all this Hummingbird Cake speak? Personally, for blogging purposes, I think you’re more of a Tipsy Cake kinda guy:)
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Jim Hardin Reply:
February 15th, 2010 at 9:37 pm
Well thanks Louise! I have to check that Tipsy Cake out also
Louise Reply:
April 2nd, 2010 at 8:13 am
Hi Jim, thinking of you and your family this happy spring days.
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Jim Hardin Reply:
April 3rd, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Thanks Louise! Oh my gosh I cannot believe it is Easter tomorrow. I have been gone so long. I will be back. Hopefully? Yes I will I just don’t know when. I have been just spending time and enjoying the family. And well honestly by the end of the day I am pretty tired. I am still around
Thanks for coming by Louise!
I think there must be some great deals on sticks of No Creativy online somewhere, ebay? Amazon? Because I’ve been seeing a few too many reruns myself.
Well thanks to you and Louise I’m dying for a slice of pineapple upside down cake. I’ll have to convince my son, the future chef, to bake one again. I think his might be tastier than the nofun post cake
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Jim Hardin Reply:
February 13th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Your right Aaron
There are great deals everywhere 
I do have to try Louises recipe. I have to admit I haven’t ever had it. Though as I was doing research to build the recipe the recipes for Pineapple Upside Down Cakes did sound good!
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Aaron Reply:
February 13th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Looks like I had a few spoonfuls of unfocused sugar in my comment, don’t know how I screwed up ‘Creativity’ so bad.
Have you ever tried Hummingbird cake? Someone told me about that before, I hadn’t even heard of it, but after looking it up online I’ve decided I want to try it. Interesting topics can pop up during training sessions. I guess I could start a blog titled “True confessions of a Fitness Trainer with a Sweet Tooth.”
Anyways, Hummingbird cake, should I keep my eyes open for the jimyjack version? LOL : )
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Jim Hardin Reply:
February 13th, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Hummingbird Cake MMMM never heard of it. It must be a real challenge trying to catch one of those buggers to put in the cake. Those birds are so Fast:) I’ll have to look it up thanks Aaron!
So tell me its ok to have a bit of sweets right? Cause I do love chocolate
oh no tomorrow is Valentines Day!
It is funny like while building these recipes I am looking at different recipes online and they do actually sound great and there seems to be so many different ways to make the same thing. So its funny I am learning real recipes as I go along!
I’m sure my cat could catch the hummingbird, but I don’t think he’d be willing to donate it to the baker.
Yes it’s definitely alright to have the occasional treat, just as long as you’re paying attention to how much, and as long as you are taking care of yourself with regular exercise. Of course if someone is diabetic it needs quite a bit more control.
Every Saturday we have desert. This weekend winds up being a bonus since I got everyone a small box of candy for Valentines Day. My younger son will earn his though. We have a one on one basketball match tomorrow. He is under the impression he can beat his old man so I’m going to have to give him a ‘dad rules’ 101 course on the court. : )
Sometimes I’ll go online to look up something as simple as the temperature and length of time to cook something in the oven and wind up finding all sorts of great sounding recipes. It’s almost overwhelming!
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Jim Hardin Reply:
February 15th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Well I hope you had a great match with your son
Thats funny “Dad Rules”!
I do enjoy chocolate and hey its Valentines day. Just have to run around with the kids a little more. Which usually isn’t a problem. The do keep me moving.
You are right there are a lot of recipes out there and like I said I am seeing a lot more as I am researching to write the posts.
Thanks for coming back Aaron!
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nice to see ur blog and I hope u can pay a visit back~
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This post makes me laugh! Thanks a lot. I needed it on a rainy monday
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Well this section went downhill fast!
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Jim Hardin Reply:
February 23rd, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Yes it did go down fast uh
Kinda like a crack in a windshield. It starts off small then before you know it its creeping across your windshield
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Gomez Reply:
March 18th, 2010 at 9:03 am
LOL, Jim!
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Jim Hardin Reply:
March 19th, 2010 at 9:17 pm
Thanks Gomez! I am glad you liked it
Geez I gotta get back on here or I am going to loose everyone
Excellent post Jim! I think this recipe certainly applies to the massive amount of blogs that either repeat or rehash the same ole crap in the hopes of making a few cents from their 3,204 cups of Adsense ads.
…I must admit though…I really was hoping that I could add another recipe for pineapple upside down cake to my book of tricks. Looks like this is one I’ll have to skip. =)
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Jim Hardin Reply:
February 27th, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Hey Yolanda! Thanks I am glad you enjoyed it. Same old crap does get old and your right about adding in too many cups of Adsense. A little bit is ok but sometimes it is over done.
Its good to see you. Thanks for coming by!
Jim
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Hi Jim, Hope all is well with you and yours.
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Jim Hardin Reply:
March 3rd, 2010 at 11:23 am
Hi Louise!
I am sorry I haven’t been by in a while. Geez I have to get back to this recipe thing. Actually I have started one. Slightly different from the others. Hopefully I can get it together soon and get back on a regular schedule.
Everything is going well. Thank you
Thanks for dropping by !
Jim
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Hi Jim, As long as everything is okay with you and yours, we’ll be waiting for your next “yummy” creation!
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Hey Jim,
Every blogger has to make their own mixes..or secret recipes of content, like the one you posted but in a different way. As a blogger we must put efforts and enthusiasm to make people feel attracted to our posts.
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Jim Hardin Reply:
March 19th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
So true Sarah! We all have to put in our own efforts and build peronality to our posts. Thanks for coming by
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I understand completely, Jim. You just take your time and keep that family of yours happy. We’ll be here when you return:)
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Ha, sounds like most of my IM posts.
I have found that the blogs I have created around my hobbies have better content because it comes from the heart.
Great post, it got my attention immediately.
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Jim Hardin Reply:
April 24th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Hey James!
I am glad you liked it. I think its good to create posts with thought and meaning behind them and of course mix in a little fun! Gotta have a little Fun mixed it
Thanks for dropping by!
Jim
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Where oh where did my friend Jim go. Oh where oh where could he be.
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Hi Jim! I’m back and I’m hungry for prose!!! Hope all is well with you and yours…
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Jim Hardin Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Hi Louise!
Thanks for coming by……Oh geez I am still here….I do have one that I have started. I just have to finish it. I better get on it. I am hungry. I am going to come by your blog. I need something to eat.
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I really got a good chuckle out of this, and realize that you are totally and 100% right. It’s nice to have a chuckle behind the realization! Thanks.
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Hi Jim!!! Just popped in to say Hi. I know you are so so busy but I couldn’t take a chance and not invite you to play the Picnic Game with us this year. It was such fun last year. Stop by if you get a chance.
Hope all is well with you and yours, Louise:)
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