Twelve Pains of Blogging

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The Twelve Pains of Blogging

by Jim Hardin

 

The First Thing About Blogging,
That is Such a Pain to Me
Finding a Topic to Write About.

The Second Thing about Blogging,
That is such a Pain to Me
Writing Post Excerpts,
And Finding a Topic to Write About.

The Third Thing about Blogging,
That is such a Pain to Me
Adding Links to Posts,
Writing Post Excerpts,
And Finding a Topic to Write About.

The Forth Thing about Blogging,
That is such a Pain to Me
Finding Affiliate Links,
Adding Links to Posts,
Writing Post Excerpts,
And Finding a Topic to Write About.

The Fifth Thing about Blogging,
That is Such a Pain to Me
IMPLEMENTING S-E-O,
Finding Affiliate Links,
Adding Links to Posts,
Writing Post Excerpts,
And Finding a Topic to Write About.

The Sixth Thing about Blogging,
That is such a Pain to Me
Sprinkling Keywords into Posts,
IMPLEMENTING S-E-O,
Finding Affiliate Links,
Adding Links to Posts,
Writing Post Excerpts,
And Finding a Topic to Write About.

The Seventh Thing about Blogging,
That is such a Pain to Me
Doing Keyword Research,
Sprinkling Keywords into Posts,
IMPLEMENTING S-E-O,
Finding Affiliate Links,
Adding Links into posts,
Writing Post Excerpts,
And Finding a Topic to Write About.

The Eighth Thing about Blogging,
That is such a Pain to Me
Choosing the Proper Category,
Doing Keyword Research,
Sprinkling Keywords into Posts,
IMPLEMENTING S-E-O,
Finding Affiliate Links,
Adding Links to Posts,
Writing Post Excerpts,
And Finding a Topic to Write about.

The Ninth Thing about Blogging,
That is such a Pain to Me
Adding Post Tags,
Choosing the Proper Category,
Doing Keyword Research,
Sprinkling Keywords into Posts,
IMPLEMENTING S-E-O,
Finding Affiliate Links,
Adding Links to Posts,
Writing Post Excerpts,
And Finding a Topic to Write about.

The Tenth Thing about Blogging,
That is such a Pain to Me
Generating Targeted Traffic,
Adding Post Tags,
Choosing the Proper Category,
Doing Keyword Research,
Sprinkling Keywords into Posts,
IMPLEMENTING S-E-O,
Adding Affiliate Links,
Hiding Links into Posts,
Writing Post Excerpts,
And Finding a Topic to Write About.

The Eleventh Thing about Blogging,
That is such a Pain to Me
Tweet and Retweeting Posts,
Generating Targeted Traffic,
Adding Post Tags,
Choosing the Proper Category,
Doing Keyword Research,
Sprinkling Keywords in Posts,
IMPLEMENTING S-E-O,
Finding Affiliate Links,
Adding Links into Posts,
Writing Post Excerpts,
And Finding a Topic to Write About.

The Twelfth Thing about Blogging,
That is such a Pain in the A$$ to Me
Getting Hand Cramps,
And Dry Eyes,
From Hours and Hours of Typing,
Just to Generate Posts,
For People to Read
Hoping to Generate Some Comments
Not Just Spam Comments
JUST TO MAKE 12 CENTS
From my Google Adsense Account
But I Don’t Care
It Really Doesn’t Matter to Me
Because I Really Enjoy Blogging Anyway.

But Wait, If you Order Now you will also receive the Classic Holiday Favorite………
“Oh Wordpress Blog, Oh Wordpress Blog, How Lovely are your Posts.  Oh Wordpress Blog, Oh Wordpress Blog, How Lovely are your Posts.  I sit all night writing posts”……… and

“Wordpress Blog, Wordpress Blog, Writing Posts Everyday”………. and

“Here Comes Another Post, Here Comes Another Post”………..

Ok maybe not, but I thought this might help everyone get in the Holiday Spirit! 

Happy Holidays!

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19 Responses to “Twelve Pains of Blogging”

  1. free says:

    Thanks a lot for publishing this post. You are cent percent correct.All those who are blogging experts know it. But i love wordpress a lot

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    Jim Hardin Reply:

    I really do love blogging. It has been an adventure since I have started and learn new things every day. I really do enjoy it. Its fun to create different posts and reach people around the world. Wordpress is great! My favorite Blogging Platform.

    Thanks for coming by!

    Jim

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  2. Happy holiday Jim!

    Btw, nice painful blogging poetry ;)
    Dana @ Online Knowledge´s last blog ..Start Your Own Semi-Automatic Submission Service My ComLuv Profile

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    Jim Hardin Reply:

    Happy Holidays Dana! Just having a little fun creating different posts. Thanks for coming by!

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  3. Nice poem Jim. I see that you love to experiment in blogging, which is a good thing. We can learn many things from experiments. Cheers :D
    Isaac | GoBlogger´s last blog ..My Secret Method of Pagerank (4) My ComLuv Profile

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    Jim Hardin Reply:

    Thanks Isaac Its fun trying out different things. I’m glad you liked it

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  4. Hey James, great poem about blogging, that was refreshing.

    It’s a pain that we love :)
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    Jim Hardin Reply:

    Thanks Dave! Truth I have loved blogging since I started. You put it well its a pain that I love.

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  5. Gaurav says:

    The heart of blogger speaks it every hour, nice poem.
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    Jim Hardin Reply:

    Thanks Gaurav! Thanks for dropping by!

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  6. Liane says:

    Well done! Never thought blogging and poetry can be in one place and co-exist. haha ;)
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    Jim Hardin Reply:

    Thanks Liane! Just having a little fun with words.

    I like your blog. You have a lot of good information over there. I’ll be back visiting

    Thanks for coming by!

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  7. This is why I like blogging. It can bring out people’s talent. Blogging brought out your poetic talent.
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    Jim Hardin Reply:

    Thanks! I never really considered myself a poet, but your right blogging can bring out peoples talent. I think what I have learned from blogging also is that it has helped me to be a better communicator. I have had a lot of fun with blogging ever since I started.

    Thanks for coming by!
    Jim

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  8. 12 Pains of Blogging | Blogging Tips and Tricks…

    12 Pains of Wordpress Blogging from Adding affiliate links to sprinkling keywords into posts and Implementing SEO there are a few pains that us bloggers go through, but we all love blogging anyways….

  9. An interesting post this one. I think if it ever becomes a choir you are possible in the wrong market place, For instance this is my 20th website I have commented on tonight after producing two posts on my own site.

    I love working on my site, maybe you could do a post called the 12 orgasms of blogging!

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    Jim Hardin Reply:

    Thank Infopreneu!
    Wow you have been out there commenting and writing. I wish I had more time, maybe I could think of more songs!

    Jim

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  10. Hilarious! So, I take it you’re also a Bob Rivers fan?
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    Jim Hardin Reply:

    You could say I’m a bit of a fan :) Thought I would think up something that would get people into the holiday spirit.

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